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Bloated Processor

Creature — Phyrexian

Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. When this creature dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and ": Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

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Commander: LegalModern: Legal

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Card attributes are distinct from inferred themes. AI themes and predicted tags are suggestions, not rules text; check the card before relying on a surprising classification.

Ability tags

ActivatedDeath TriggerTriggered

Mana costs

× 1

Creature kinds

Phyrexian

Color identity

B

Keyword tags

IncubateTransform

Mana value

Mana value 3

Theme tags

+1/+1 CountersSacrifice OutletTokens

Timing tags

Timing Sorcery

Type tags

Creature

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Text uses cosine resemblance (−1 to 1) between 384-number embeddings when available, or lexical fallback otherwise. Tags use Jaccard overlap of approved tags and AI themes, excluding predicted tags and separately scored color/cost tags. Color compares W/U/B/R/G identity. Mana cost combines mana-value proximity, 1 / (1 + the difference), with mana-symbol overlap. Tags, color, and cost range from 0 to 1.

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Printings
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March of the Machine Promosen93p2023-04-21rare$0.27
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March of the Machinede3572023-04-21rare—
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