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Bloated Processor

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Bloated Processor

Creature — Phyrexian

Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. When this creature dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and ": Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

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Commander: LegalModern: Legal

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Ability tags

ActivatedDeath TriggerTriggered

Mana costs

× 1

Creature kinds

Phyrexian

Color identity

B

Keyword tags

IncubateTransform

Mana value

Mana value 3

Theme tags

+1/+1 CountersSacrifice OutletTokens

Timing tags

Timing Sorcery

Type tags

Creature

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